Bronze Medal: "Last Christmas," by Wham!
Look at Wham! hanging out with chicks in some swanky chalet somehwere in the Alps. Of the three medal winners, this is the best to have stuck in my head. I also happen to be a phenomenal singer, so it's quite the delight for those around me as well.
Silver medal: "Christmas Is the Time To Say I Love You," by Billy Squier
Listening to this song and not body rocking just isn't possible. This gaggle of nerdy white people is a perfect example. And if you're not up on Mr. William Squier, check out his monster hit "The Stroke." Oh
Gold Medal: "Little Drummer Boy," by Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond singing about Jesus Christ. That's half of the Jewish Mt. Rushmore right there. I remember discovering the Neil Diamond Christmas album when I was in high school (I think) and running this song over and over. It's equal parts melodrama, soul, and Jess Robins from The Jazz Singer. The more you try to exaggerate it as you sing along, the better it sounds.
Honorable Mention:
Nothing. The rest of it is dross.
I used to like "Christmas in Hollis," by Run DMC. Used to.
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