The bearded, beautiful, and Belorussian Andrei "The Pitbull" Arlovski turns 34 today. Arlovski is my first ever favorite MMA fighter and the only one whose birthday I've committed to memory.

I just read that Arlovski is scheduled to fight former UFC welterweight Anthony Johnson in an irrelevant fight for an irrelevant promotion. I always wonder how things would have turned out for him had he beaten Fedor Emelianenko back in Affliction. The fight's below; it pretty much sums up my man's career.